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“OK, so not necessarily a sex question but still curious: my boyfriend sometimes leaves things at my house by accident (clothes that is) and I sometimes I just like to smell them? not in a creepy way, just because it reminds me of him when he’
She not only teased your girlfriend in front of you, in front of everybody. She even said, “not yet, babe, not until you tell your boyfriend to drive you to my house,” knowing that very soon she’d be her lover and you a cuckold.
But honey, it’s my boss’ house private garden! Not that he hasn’t seen me in a more daring state of undress.
jonjonbrown: My security system of the future. “Of the future” as in, when I own my own house and have more than one pit bull that is trained to not run away as well as guard my house and stuff.
bedroomdaydreams:bedroomdaydreams:My parents thought I needed help in school so they hired a tutor for me. He came to my house everyday after I got out of school. I made sure that he was very comfortable coming to our house while my parents were not there
If you think i’ll give you money, well honey that’s just funny cuz i got none. No money, ain’t got no money. If you just want conversation go somewhere in the nation, not my house. But if you think you need some lovin, that’s fine.
jesira: Not as good as what you guys do but here’s mine. I’d like to clarify that this is not the view from my house lol. It’s from a train station on the way to my Monday night meeting after work using my Galaxy S5. I wish I had a real
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
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I’m back at my house but the chat history that contained my last request got deleted somehow, I’m currently trying to get ahold of the requester so he can re send his request but if he doesn’t soon I’ll just start a project of my own (then open
exposemeplease13-deactivated202:need someone to break in my house rn. tell me not to scream while you take and breed my holes. remind me that i’m just a flashlight and my feelings don’t matter.
Well frick my diapers still haven’t delivered and my friend and my parenats will head home soon… O~O””….. omg hold that text post…. *hides as a vehicles parked outside my house in the middle of typing this* LMAO JK WE GOOD IT
commanderfreddy: tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with
ruf1ohn1tram: chazzfox: doujinshi: brothernatures: localstarboy: Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever bitch what the fuck i have to kill myself after witnessing this Ohhh my god
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
Welp, it’s the first time since 2001 that I have black friday off. And I don’t get paid again until next week.
hippiee: I miss the way Christmas felt when I was little
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
knifeandlighter: if you come to my house and there are no paper plates left that is not an invitation to use glass, if you use a glass plate you are wholly responsible for washing not only the plate, but whatever utensils, glasses etc that you use in
dillvers: DON’T GEOTAG HOUSE SHOWS PPL LIVE THERE. RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY. someone told me they found out my address for a show via instagram tags and that’s not cool, that’s fucking scary
americachavez: do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry
so there is a smart tv in my house and I almost put the porn I am watching by mistake on TV…the TV my mom is currently watching omg
these-words-they-will-not-heal reblogged your photo: Lost in the cracks of my house’s front porch over… THAT WAS MY FIRST POKEMON CARD EVER DUDE FOR REAL?? That’s kind of way awesome.
clockworkquell: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is that’s not love that’s a body snatcher
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
There’s a drawer in my house that’s full of Garnet heads and I always forget until I open it and see them, it’s great
I don’t know what in my house makes that rattling noise that can only be heard when I record a video with my phone, but its not just restricted to my room, apparently
jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
ibuki-ing: ibuki-ing: attackontacos: ibuki-ing: my friend just came to my house just to give me a single cupcake i am suspicious do not eat that cupcake, I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THAT CUPCAKE i’m going to dissect it i need to know whats wrong with
owlmylove: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS
//Just a heads up that I’m not going to be around tomorrow to Sunday afternoon-ish. I will be going with my boss to stay the night at a customer’s house while we work on her three dogs, one that is completely used to me and gets upset when
bandanabeth: You did it. You made it. It’s Friday and you made it through another week of school and work and all that other not fun stuff Go you! Why not have a nap and a good dessert? You deserve it.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s not that I’m too old to go out. It’s that I’m in my 30s, and the stuff in my house is more enticing.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
Nigga not my house, ain’t no stranger gonna have me holed up in my own shit. Now that one lady on the block that be talking forever? Her ass have me under my couch lmao
abbyjean: i’ve just decided i hate our dinner napkins and am legit outraged that crate and barrel is not open right now and/or does not have a service that will bring their entire napkin stock to my house for me to review - i mean what is that.
pudgykitties: funnyforsmile: When you realize that you have accomplished nothing in life. This is not my beautiful house This is not my beautiful sink
aesfetic: There’s a police helicopter that’s been flying and circling my house for the last 20 minutes, should I be worried? not until you see a SWAT team break in your house with a flashbang granate across the window .
spookypatton: no that’s not my house voll schön
valerieshade: Agent Orange. Photography: Kayleigh Shawn Photography; Hair/Make-Up: Me An “oldie” but a goodie. Part of my abandon location adventures with Kayleigh. This is a burned down house in Auburn, CA that is right off one of the main roads.
pudgykitties: funnyforsmile: When you realize that you have accomplished nothing in life. This is not my beautiful house This is not my beautiful sink [reddit]
ileftmyheartinwesteros:We may not have thunderstorms very often here but it makes up for that with wind. I used to hate the wind here but I may not be able to sleep without it now. I only hope the windows don’t break. I’m pretty sure my neighbors
i think my one of my biggest inspirations in life was when i was about 12 and my school did a charity run and i went door-to-door in my neighbourhood one morning to find sponsors for donationsand at one house a woman opened the door in a fluffy bathrobe
froody:My hot take is that not having public restrooms or having paid toilets is extremely ableist. It’s something no one wants to talk about but not everybody can just hold it. Leaving the house with that uncertainty is already nerve wracking enough
dark-ness-s-daughter: thegingerghost: Because fuck you that’s why Omg! You totally should post more of those photos we took that one time. We need to do that again sometime! ^_^ I’ll get around to it at some point I promise!!! I have to finish
crimson-comedian: gai-jin: huffingtonpost: See all of the functionality of this amazing home unit here. (Developed by MIT Media Lab) I would feel like I was in the movie the 5th Element and I would never leave my house That’s not a house, that’s
♡♡♡♡♡ I love the tiny house movement. Wish i had one. My studio apartment is about the same size as a lot of the tiny houses (240ish square feet), but mine was not purpose built for that kind of thing (i.e. NO built in storage outside the
evilqueen1969: girlzgagged: 20 minutes before the elderly lady said:“Yes dear I am thinking of selling my house. I’m quite sure, but I have to be certain that you have the gumption to not just sell my house but get me top price. I have this little
my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my computer. she said it wasn’t funny, and that it was crude and that i’m perverted. hi mom. :)
thestoryso-deep: pudgykitties: funnyforsmile: When you realize that you have accomplished nothing in life. This is not my beautiful house This is not my beautiful sink But damn girl, that smokin’ body is all mine
i have a guava tree on my front garden even if that’s not my house property, that tree is!
sissyclaire69: Just getting ready to do some housework My house needs your work all of the time! well not my house unless that’s what you call my cock.
sissyclaire69: gotit4u: sissyclaire69: Just getting ready to do some housework My house needs your work all of the time! well not my house unless that’s what you call my cock. A permanent housemaid servicing your every needs Mmmm sissy bride
buffythefuckboyslayer: unexplained-events: A 15 year old boy discovers that the bookshelf in his room covers up a spiral staircase that leads to a hidden crawlspace and posts pictures of what he finds on the internet.When he crawled through the space
auspukepainpisspigs: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE!MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH THAT WHINGEY WHINEY GOOK LANGUAGE.WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU THINK MY MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD.YOU SHOULD TRY LISTENING TO YOU SPEAK.NOT TALKING NOW ARE YOU, YOU DUMB FAT STUPID
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
camsfarts: The lighting in my house is terrible, but here is a thing. Shut yo’ pizza hole, mere light can not affect your hotness!
pony-fuhrer-bradley: remember this cake? WHAT?!?!? That’s a cake? Holy crap. I want that in my house. Not as a cake, but an amazing sculpture. Wow! I have no idea what this is from (no, i don’t remember this cake) but love it and envy
beansandricebryce replied to your post: there was ANOTHER FUCKIng SPIDer IN TH… YOU MUST ALWAYS HAVE A RANGED WEAPON AKA WINDEX OR SOMETHING OR EVEN A NERF GUN YO PROTECT THYSELF I HAVE A METAL BAT THATS IT
